Friends, family, and strangers, we’d love your help!





Thank you so much for reading more about this admittedly-strange form of artistic impression. We would be so appreciative to have your support in this race! We are seeking donations of any amount that feels appropriate to you. All funds will go towards the cost of materials, paying for the studio space, and all expenses related to the race itself (transportation, fees, food).

Thank you for supporting The Sardine Dream! As a token of our appreciation, we will send all donors the following.

Minnow ($1 to $50)

  • Your name written on our sculpture (Glory for eternity!)
  • A Sardine Dream / 56th Annual Grand Kinetic Championship sticker

Mackerel ($50 or more!) 

  • Your name written on our sculpture (Glory for eternity!)
  • A Sardine Dream / 56th Annual Grand Kinetic Championship sticker 
  • A Sardine Dream T-Shirt screen printed by hand